Brief eines Tirolers an die NASA!!!von sandra:
> >>> >Greet God!
> >>> >
> >>> >I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your
> Space Shuttle
> >>>in
> >>> >the television. In color. And so came me the idea to
> make holidays in
> >>>the
> >>> >world-room.
> >>> >
> >>> >Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the Kraxlhuber. The
> Hofer Anderl was
> >>>my
> >>> >clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my wife.
> >>> >
> >>> >Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a
> circle saw.
> >>> >She lets no good hair at me. She says I am a Schlapp-tail.
> >>> >
> >>> >She wants that I become Bürgermaster. But I want not be
> Bürgermaster. I
> >>>have
> >>> >nothing
> >>> >at the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah.
> >>> >
> >>> >And so I want make holidays on the moon. Without my bad
> half. But I
> >>>take
> >>>my
> >>> >dog with me.
> >>> >He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl.
> >>> >
> >>> >So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But
> please give me
> >>>not
> >>>a
> >>> >window place.
> >>> >I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not
> swindle-free. And no
> >>> >standing-place please...
> >>> >
> >>> >And please do not tell my wife that I want to go alone.
> She has a big
> >>> >Schrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my ass.
> >>> >
> >>> >I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath
> and kloo and
> >>>heating.
> >>> >And windows with look on the earth. So I can look
> through my far-glass
> >>>and
> >>> >see
> >>> >my wife working on the potatoe field. And I and my dog laugh us a
> >>> >branch(hähä).
> >>> >We will kringel ourself before laughing (höhöhöhö)!
> >>> >
> >>> >Is what losse on the moon? I need warm weather and I
> hope the sunshines
> >>> >everyday. This is very good for my frost-boils.
> >>> >
> >>> >With friendly Servus, your Kraxlhuber